Farabomb
07-03-2003, 12:33 AM
>
> Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a
> weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
> ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
> replacement.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Life is sexually transmitted.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who
> said, "Quit while you're ahead?"
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use
> the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you
> still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
> nothing.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
> about seeing UFOs like they use to?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
> criticism.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
> substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
> weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
> realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole
> box to start a campfire?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these terrorists --
> most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired
> visas, some for as long as 10 -15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster;
> you are 2 days late with a video, and those people are all over you. Let's
> put
> Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
:D
> Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a
> weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
> ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
> replacement.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Life is sexually transmitted.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who
> said, "Quit while you're ahead?"
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use
> the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you
> still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
> nothing.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
> about seeing UFOs like they use to?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
> criticism.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
> substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
> weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
> realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole
> box to start a campfire?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these terrorists --
> most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired
> visas, some for as long as 10 -15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster;
> you are 2 days late with a video, and those people are all over you. Let's
> put
> Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
:D