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MrP
06-13-2002, 05:10 PM
TODDLER PROPERTY LAWS:

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I used it a while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I was thinking about using it in the future, it's mine
7. If I am doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
8. If it looks like mine, it's mine.
9. If I think it's mine, it's mine
10. If I.....Oops! I'm sorry, I goofed! Instead of listing Toddler property Laws, I've been quoting Bill Gates' primary Business Plan!

lechumbl
06-13-2002, 05:58 PM
Hi MrP,

I showed this to Bill, and he laughed and raised the prices of software again.

See what happens when ya give 'em ideas.

Take care......