MrP
02-12-2003, 04:16 PM
a short story for all the boys and girls of liquidninjas.
a man walks into PC world
the man is wanting some screw to put a motherboard into a case
the man walks over the to lady behind the counter and asks her for a screw
the man explains (after hes been slapped!) that he wants some screw to put a motherboard in a case
the lady behind the counter frowns and goes and looks in the component section of the shop
the lady finds a small bad of motherboard mounts and screws which fits what the man wants perfectly
the man asks the lady how much she wants for the screws
the lady walks over to the till and reads the bar code
the lady tells the man that she wants £7.99 for the screws
the man faints
the lady having slapped the man again aks him if he wants the screws
the man slowly explains to the lady that if he wanted some screws he would pay £2 or £3 for them, he then explains that if he wanted screwing that badly he would find someone much better looking to do it!!
the man walks out of the shop giggling insanley and muttering 8 quid under his breath.
the moral of the story boys and girls is that if you want a screw, go to your local computer shop, if you want screwing, go to PC world
goodbye
a man walks into PC world
the man is wanting some screw to put a motherboard into a case
the man walks over the to lady behind the counter and asks her for a screw
the man explains (after hes been slapped!) that he wants some screw to put a motherboard in a case
the lady behind the counter frowns and goes and looks in the component section of the shop
the lady finds a small bad of motherboard mounts and screws which fits what the man wants perfectly
the man asks the lady how much she wants for the screws
the lady walks over to the till and reads the bar code
the lady tells the man that she wants £7.99 for the screws
the man faints
the lady having slapped the man again aks him if he wants the screws
the man slowly explains to the lady that if he wanted some screws he would pay £2 or £3 for them, he then explains that if he wanted screwing that badly he would find someone much better looking to do it!!
the man walks out of the shop giggling insanley and muttering 8 quid under his breath.
the moral of the story boys and girls is that if you want a screw, go to your local computer shop, if you want screwing, go to PC world
goodbye