things that go blimp in the night...

[dicki]

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=160851

[Synthohol]

Holy crap that was funny! my wife had a similar experiance with a helium balloon once, she was nursing my 1st daughter at 3am years ago in the apartment, the birthday balloon had hovered to her and brushed her arm, well she let out a yelp not unlike those air cans with the horn on it for sporting events. things like that you dont soon forget. to this day helium ballons are released into the wild before they reach the house!!!

thanx for the laugh!;)

[Drake]

*cracking up so hard* :rofl: that was hilarious!

[Farabomb]

:rofl:

That was good :D :D

[Gabriel]

I think that was honestly the funniest thing I have read in a while. And a great piece of writing to boot. Thanks for the laugh.