Funny Things That Happen at work

[Snowman]

Got any funny story's that happen at work? Here's one.
I put up metal buildings

My boss pulls up on the job and tells us that he's
just got the new manuals on how to put up metal
buildings. He hands them out to the three of us.
We look at the cover and then at each other and
burst out laughing our asses off!!! :rofl:

On the cover is a shadow of a steel worker on
a beam the way it looks is the beam is his weiner
and the title says erection guide.

He had to have new ones made up

[Farabomb]

Nice Bill :)

I work in a print shop.

One day we were printing some flyers for a local curch and while I was proofing it I noticed the picture on the front cover.

It was a picture of a priest and a little boy and he was blessing him or something but from the angle of the shot it came out wrong.

The little boy was on his knees and the priest has his hands on his head and from the angle the picture was taken it seemed that the little boy was giving the preist noggin.

Now this was all after the little debacle over priests touching kids. I never thought they would be advertising it :)

I pointed it out to the salesman and he showed it to the client and it came back with no changes and went to press as is.

Got to love those wacky priests.