Keeping your baby safe

[unacceptable_risk]

Its a big bad world, and infants need all the protection they can get. If you want to keep your lil bundle of joy as safe as possible, this is a store you will love.

http://www.bulletproofbaby.net/armour_page.html

[Flybye]

What I really want is a baby muzzle, but I can't seem to find any.....

[Farabomb]

They sell them at most stores. Baby muzzle (http://www.duct-tape.com/?gclid=CNSvxYqTm44CFSUjgQodlxD_Ug)

[Nettik]

*barfs*