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Synthohol
08-12-2006, 01:18 PM
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department inAustin , TX has a 5-minute response
time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.

Kill-Switch
08-12-2006, 01:56 PM
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.

:fart:

BigBen
08-14-2006, 09:38 AM
ahhhh children if we knew what it was going to be like at times then no one would have kids and the human race would die out :D

When my son was 10 (now 19) he came home all panicky so I had to investigate and ask what was wrong ... His friend had to go to hospital .. `why was that` i asked ... `he was in goal (football\soccer goal) and I took a penalty and the ball hit him in the head, he reckoned I could not score` what he failed to point out at the time was that in fact the ball used was a GOLF!! ball and he had hit it with a 3 iron :scared:

Synthohol
08-14-2006, 08:22 PM
:doh:!!!

Nut
08-14-2006, 11:01 PM
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.
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I'll definetly attempt that at work tomorrow.

I guess that list hasn't heard about the two liter diet Coke and Mentoes the Fresh Maker. That is some truly neat stuff when Mentoes are dropped in the just opened Diet Coke.

I'll probably do some of that tomorrow at work as well. We've been slow lately :(
I did however figure out if you take a co-workers uniform and soak it in a mixture of sugar and water, 5lbs of sugar to 5 gallons of water, let the uniform dry. Fluff it up a bit so it appears to never have been messed with. When the co-worker puts it on and starts to sweat, it makes the uniform nice and sticky :)
Works best if you do this to all their uniforms while they are on vacation.
Use chili oil or cayanne pepper in the arm pits if you really don't like them. :D

WackyComputer
08-14-2006, 11:12 PM
There used to be a powered chlorine by the name of "sock it" or "shock it", well many moons ago I mixed that with a bottle of rubbing alcohol and I ended up with a bathroom full of smoke/gas/fumes. Yucky.

illmatik
08-15-2006, 12:03 AM
transmission fluid and chlorine in soda bottle produces quite the fireball followed by deadly chlorine gas cloud (wouldnt doubt the previous recipe yields the same).

KODE
08-15-2006, 02:49 PM
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

I totally disagree! I had 200+ jumps with my G.I joe's at the time and never had a single mulfunction. The only incidents I had were strong winds on the drop zone and some of them ended landing on the trees :D They were the first ZPo's parachutes made for military use lol

unacceptable_risk
08-15-2006, 09:52 PM
Haha, I tried the garbage bags for myself... The trouble's all in inflating the thing correctly.. but if you can do that, it will slow the fall of a small child adequately ;)

The largest hospital in my city had an interesting statistic a few years ago. Approx 1 infant-todler would be admitted per 10 days for injuries sustained from a ceiling fan. The main culprit being uncles doing the throwing the kid in the air thing.

BigBen
08-16-2006, 05:26 AM
GI Joe or should I say Action Man as he is known in the UK could in fact use almost any kind of platic bag as a parachute :D although I must sadly report when arriving home from school many years ago Action Man was lost in action due to the damn dog thinking he was a bone :rolleyes:

Player0
08-16-2006, 02:16 PM
You can buy chlorine shock at any pool supply still. Chlorine gas will kill you quite fast so I dont recommend it. Its a painful horrible recovery if it just 'wounds you', ie melt your lungs, as many a pool maintainer has found out.

Garbage bags do make lovely parachutes for model rockets. For people, not so good!

Flybye
08-17-2006, 10:40 AM
Damn it now u guys scared me from doing the brake fluid thing :D

illmatik
08-17-2006, 11:07 PM
See post #7. It's deadly indeed.

Synthohol
08-17-2006, 11:55 PM
im fairly certain this thread is being watched at this point by the fellas in the black vans.

WackyComputer
08-18-2006, 12:22 AM
Hmm, this topic has been in the news lately, I didn't even think about that.

Player0
08-18-2006, 07:41 PM
Break fluid jello? :D

Snowman
08-19-2006, 01:45 AM
Try and remove 2 cans of Play-Doh from a tub drain My son did it so he would not go down the drain

Synthohol
08-21-2006, 12:32 AM
makes sense to me!
perfect logic there!

Mortaldragon
08-23-2006, 08:34 AM
I'll definetly attempt that at work tomorrow.

I guess that list hasn't heard about the two liter diet Coke and Mentoes the Fresh Maker. That is some truly neat stuff when Mentoes are dropped in the just opened Diet Coke.

I'll probably do some of that tomorrow at work as well. We've been slow lately :(
I did however figure out if you take a co-workers uniform and soak it in a mixture of sugar and water, 5lbs of sugar to 5 gallons of water, let the uniform dry. Fluff it up a bit so it appears to never have been messed with. When the co-worker puts it on and starts to sweat, it makes the uniform nice and sticky :)
Works best if you do this to all their uniforms while they are on vacation.
Use chili oil or cayanne pepper in the arm pits if you really don't like them. :D

how about what you said with the 2 litre bottle of coke and mentos but entered into a human.....soime people are so dumb check this out

http://www.filecabi.net/video/chugrbk6.html

Mortaldragon
08-23-2006, 08:43 AM
Break fluid jello? :D


hahaha might have a delayed effect to enable you to take cover