WackyComputer
08-02-2006, 02:29 AM
A man walks into a talent agent's office, and says, "We're a family act, and we'd like you to represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too old-fashioned."
The man says, "But, this is really special."
The agent says, "Okay, well what's the act?"
The man replies, "Well, I get up on stage with an overpriced low end Compaq PC, I log on to the internet via AOL dial-up then I go to mamma.com and do a search for free screensavers and install as many as I can find. Then my two children come up on stage and they each create a myspace page complete with photos. Then my wife comes up on stage with an expansion pack for our son for a game he does not have. Then Grandma comes up on stage and forwards every chain letter in our inbox to everyone in our address book, we all share the same e-mail address BTW. Then our dog comes up on stage wearing a cute little hat and boots that my wife bought for him on eBay. Then I proceed to download free toolbars, smiles and ringtones, then I come to an ad that tells me that my computer is at risk so I go to that website buy the app and install it. Then the most amazing thing happens, I get an e-mail from a Nigerian princess who offers me 10% of her fortune and all I have to do is pay her a few hundred dollars for expenses. Later on my wife gets an e-mail informing her how bad coke is and she prints it out and posts it up on her bulletin board at her workplace. Then my daughter leaves to go meet the nice man that she just met on myspace. Then my son discovers that he is 'leet' and he goes to message boards and chat rooms to let everyone know. Then we each buy a Mac and take a bow."
The man looks at the agent and says, "Well, that's the act. What do you think?"
The agent says, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?"
"The Aristocrats!"
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too old-fashioned."
The man says, "But, this is really special."
The agent says, "Okay, well what's the act?"
The man replies, "Well, I get up on stage with an overpriced low end Compaq PC, I log on to the internet via AOL dial-up then I go to mamma.com and do a search for free screensavers and install as many as I can find. Then my two children come up on stage and they each create a myspace page complete with photos. Then my wife comes up on stage with an expansion pack for our son for a game he does not have. Then Grandma comes up on stage and forwards every chain letter in our inbox to everyone in our address book, we all share the same e-mail address BTW. Then our dog comes up on stage wearing a cute little hat and boots that my wife bought for him on eBay. Then I proceed to download free toolbars, smiles and ringtones, then I come to an ad that tells me that my computer is at risk so I go to that website buy the app and install it. Then the most amazing thing happens, I get an e-mail from a Nigerian princess who offers me 10% of her fortune and all I have to do is pay her a few hundred dollars for expenses. Later on my wife gets an e-mail informing her how bad coke is and she prints it out and posts it up on her bulletin board at her workplace. Then my daughter leaves to go meet the nice man that she just met on myspace. Then my son discovers that he is 'leet' and he goes to message boards and chat rooms to let everyone know. Then we each buy a Mac and take a bow."
The man looks at the agent and says, "Well, that's the act. What do you think?"
The agent says, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?"
"The Aristocrats!"