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WackyComputer
07-14-2006, 01:01 AM
Here are some quotes by Ted Stevens the Chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee which regulates E-Commerce.
The internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's, it's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled, and if they're filled when you put your message in, it gets in line, it's gonna be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

Ten movies streaming across that that, internet, and what happens to your own personal internet? I I just the other day, got internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday.

Synthohol
07-14-2006, 01:41 AM
a bright one him.
i get internet sent to me all the time without delay.
he must have cable ;)

Flybye
07-14-2006, 02:26 AM
Got Internet?
Is that a new slogan?

unacceptable_risk
07-15-2006, 01:25 AM
I once got an internet so delayed that I missed my railway line. :(

I gather in his own cute special way, he is trying to stop massive media companies from saturating the infrastructure?? is that it?

Synthohol
07-15-2006, 02:46 AM
nah, he's just a schmuck.
i think he meant email at the end there but the schmuckpower took over...

unacceptable_risk
07-15-2006, 02:54 AM
Yes its clear my cat knows more about the internet. Who chose that guy for his job?

WackyComputer
07-15-2006, 05:31 PM
Here is a youtube clip from the Daily Show about Ted Stevens.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DClkE64nFDY

sadako1
07-16-2006, 04:54 AM
Well, I guess that cleared it up for a lot of people wondering what the internet is! You crazy Americans and your crazy polititians.

Flybye
07-16-2006, 05:25 AM
American Politicians = Comedy Relief.
Just think how boring our society would be if we didn't have 80yr Old Spice wearing old men trying to decipher the internet :D

WackyComputer
07-20-2006, 01:51 PM
Net neutrality revisited.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc06y7iaZ20

Some funny stuff right there.