I hate people

[Flybye]

I really do. I have to use the restroom because I can hardly hold my #2. I went to THREE different bathrooms in the school, and every single freakin toilet is peed on and 90% of them not even flushed :mad:

WTF is wrong with people? Is raising the seat, properly aiming, and flushing on both accounts not part of the parenting curriculum anymore?

Here I am, sitting in the library, having to :loo: and can't because all the bathrooms are disgusting :mad:

[WackyComputer]

If you are just finding out that public restrooms are disgusting then consider yourself lucky.;)

There are only about 100 employees where I work and we have a cleaning lady that works everyday yet the urinals are never flushed, there's either gum, snuff or paper in the urinals. There is always paper on the floor even though the trash can is right by the door. At least the seats aren't peed on.:fart:

[Flybye]

.....At least the seats aren't peed on.:fart:
1 point for the people in your area for knowing how to aim.

[Flybye]

WOOHOO!!
The cleaning lady came!! I now weigh 10lbs less!
All hail the cleaning lady!!!

[DAVE185]

glad im on vacation:)

I don't even go to the bathroom at school theres always a ton of kids smoking pot, there never any soap or paper towels, and all the times I have been inside them there has been shit(the real kind;) ) on the floor

[Synthohol]

this might have either been in a movie or a joke i got in an email.
people complained in school that the girls bathroom mirror was all covered in lipstick kisses, when the janitor had enough he invited all the girls to the bathroom to show how he cleans the mirror, he dips the squeegee in the nearest toilet and scrubs the mirror with it.
there were no lip prints ever again.

[DAVE185]

this might have either been in a movie or a joke i got in an email.
people complained in school that the girls bathroom mirror was all covered in lipstick kisses, when the janitor had enough he invited all the girls to the bathroom to show how he cleans the mirror, he dips the squeegee in the nearest toilet and scrubs the mirror with it.
there were no lip prints ever again.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[naxos]

lol! public restrooms can be pretty tough glad you were able to lighten your load fly ;)

[Kill-Switch]

LOL, I think that was in a joke somewhere Synth :D

[Mortaldragon]

what was it i one saw..........a poster saying

'If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe the seat'

lol i still remember it this was years ago i saw that

[Drake]

"We aim to please... you aim to please, too!"
Sign in a relative's house :rolleyes:

[Synthohol]

my sign says "dont pee in my pool and i wont swim in your toilet"
we had an offending salesman at my job that dropped logs in the bowl but not only did he not flush, there was no TOILET PAPER in the bowl. talk about skank!
i ran a gas station that was high tanked. the guy had liquid shits all over the bowl and floor and walls and he left his soiled boxers in the tank of the toilet.
that can got washed down with a garden hose and a wet-vac that was dumped in the street.
also being i was a plumber for 18 years, i have seen it all. everything from used tampons to misscarrages clog a bowl. peoples hygene dosent phase me anymore.

[DAVE185]

miscarages still in the toilet ??? thats horrible

[Snowman]

here i sit broken harted came to sh*t but only farted :D

[Yukyo]

some people are pigs man.I see that somtimes it's nasty.

[unacceptable_risk]

here i sit broken harted came to sh*t but only farted :D
Later on I took a chance. Tried to fart, and sh*t my pants!! :D:D

Maybe you school needs some fly's there Flybye http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_fly_in_urinal.htm

At work, we share a large shed with several metalworking shops and a motorbike mechanic. there are two toilets, the one we keep for locked for female customers... and the one all the tradesmen use. If that one was the last toilet on earth, you would die of a burst backside before you used it.

As it is, you need to go past the bad one to get to the good one. I just tell anyone who asks, we don't have one.


Hey on a related topic, I saw a docco on a project done by a local uni, on how far you should go from the average camp site, to avoid digging up someone elses poop when making your dunny hole. Its phenomenal what they found. Basically in any popular tent site they sampled, you would need to walk more than 100m away from camp to avoid digging up human waste. This waste can contain nasties for decades, as burying slows the decomposition right down.

The clear findings were, that 1/3 of campers shat basically next to their tent... and that if you are prepared to walk over 100m from your tent, you are almost certain to hit clean dirt. ;)

[Flybye]

So I take it the toilet in a gay bar would have several flies in it :D

[Synthohol]

So I take it the toilet in a gay bar would have several flies in it :Dwhat the hell does that mean?

[Flybye]

what the hell does that mean?
It means the guys may have a tendancy to share the stalls.
Hence 2+ flies means multiple shooters in one stall.

[Kill-Switch]

I suppose you must travel in "certain circles" to understand that joke and to find it funny ;)

[Flybye]

Hehe..or just have a good sense of humor :)

[illmatik]

man! my bathroom @ work is the worst. I'm sitting happily in the stall one friday afternoon after a free lunch from work and no crazy episodes with the latest internal global bimonthly propaganda mag printed by the company (better than exlax). the bathroom is empty.. 3 stalls 4 urinals. some jerk walks into stall next to me (he could have left one in between us.. I was on the end).. He proceeds to DROP the seat and unleash a fury that would rival the FDNY on a good day and misses most of the target.. droplets of pee are bouncing off the floor and onto my freshly shined overly expensive new shoes. I am enraged before I can get to business, zip up and burst out of the stall and into this guys face as he's walking out as one of his colleagues enters the restroom. I release a fury of loud anger at this guy who stares at me like I'm speaking greek (turns out hes an outsourced person whom I have a hard time beleiveing has never seen a toilet yet can code java and .net). The guy witnessing this is apparantly one of our global project managers and his boss sees me pointing to the droplets of piss on my shiny shoes and catches a glimpse of the blackberry on my hip (bb's only given to svp's or better and important people, of which I'm neither) and instantly runs over with a hand towel screaming apologies to me and shining my shoe and then switching tone to scream at this schmuck in some other tongue and soon has him cleaning the stall. Got nothing but bad looks from this guy since but a scary :mad2::mad2::mad2: mohammad atta like stare. Seems this company wasnt very well liked all around and I havent seen or smelled them in 2 weeks.

stupid story, but made me happy either way as my company is about to desperatly fight attrition rates due to stupid things like this :)