Synthohol
02-14-2006, 06:53 PM
A husband walked into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer
lingerie for his wife. He was shown several possibilities that ranged from
$250 to $500 in price, the sheerer, the higher the price. He opted for the
sheerest item, paid the $500 and took the lingerie home. He presented it to his
wife and asked her to go upstairs, put it on andmodel it for him. Upstairs, the
wife thought, "I have an idea. It's so
sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling
naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."
She appeared naked on the balcony and struck a pose.
The husband said, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least
iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral services are pending.
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a
penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched one with the
tip of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the
holy water and pass through the gates." St. Peter asks the next girl the
same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?" The
girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked
one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass
through the gate." All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the
line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to front of the line. When she
reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the
rush?" The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy
Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her :mad2::mad2::mad2: in it!"
lingerie for his wife. He was shown several possibilities that ranged from
$250 to $500 in price, the sheerer, the higher the price. He opted for the
sheerest item, paid the $500 and took the lingerie home. He presented it to his
wife and asked her to go upstairs, put it on andmodel it for him. Upstairs, the
wife thought, "I have an idea. It's so
sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling
naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."
She appeared naked on the balcony and struck a pose.
The husband said, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least
iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral services are pending.
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a
penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched one with the
tip of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the
holy water and pass through the gates." St. Peter asks the next girl the
same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?" The
girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked
one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass
through the gate." All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the
line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to front of the line. When she
reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the
rush?" The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy
Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her :mad2::mad2::mad2: in it!"